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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 16:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

R.I.P Loretta Swit: How well do you remember ''Hot Lips'' Houlihan? - MeTV

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Billy Joel cracking jokes about ‘getting old,’ ‘cremated’ after brain disorder diagnosis, Tribeca doc director shares - New York Post

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the best skin care products for girls?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Trump proclamation seeks to restrict international students from Harvard - The Washington Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Then came..

The Democrats’ candidate, Kamala, is a total loser, while our candidate, Trump, is a legendary hero and a living god. Are you ready to lose BIG Democrats?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Appendix Cancer Rates Climb Among Millennials and Gen X - Newser

So they tried

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Which is a good budget sunscreen for my oily skin?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

The Pacers are in the NBA Finals. The Fever have Caitlin Clark. In Indy, basketball is booming - AP News

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Pokémon Cafes To Serve Incredible-Looking Plate Of Food That Can Mega Evolve Before Your Eyes - Kotaku